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  • 13
    Oct

    “When Opportunity Calls, You Don’t Send It To Voice Mail”

    I always answer my phone unless I’m with a client or inside a Prison. Why? Because every phone call is a lead. If I’m unavailable to answer my phone,...

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  • 28
    Sep

    “Don’t Invite Me To Dinner And Expect Me To Cook” More #Cindyism Quotes…

    Cindy doesn’t cook unless she has to. Quite frankly, when she does cook it’s on the highest setting possible. If the smoke alarms going off, Cindy is in the...

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  • 09
    Sep

    Losing What You’ve Been Settling For Reminds You Of What You Deserve…

    How many times have you wished you could go back in time for a “Do Over?” Let’s face it, we all have had a “What If?”  These types of...

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  • 09
    Sep

    Bell Tower Chapel To TDCJ Coffield Unit, Appraisal Appointments & Hitting The Road…

    Trying to accommodate my Clients and keep October open to travel to California twice in the same month hasn’t been easy. In order to accomplish this “juggling act,” I’ve...

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  • 07
    Sep

    “HAPPINESS Starts When NOTHING Is EXPECTED, But, EVERYTHING Is APPRECIATED”

    In my line of work, I’ve had a few surprises. Perhaps because I’m OCD, shooting for perfection in an imperfect world may be why I choose to view my...

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  • 29
    Aug

    Vow Renewals, Be Backs, Travis State Jail To Willow Lake Event Center & Back To TDCJ Beto Unit…

    I was thrilled to hear from my TDCJ Estes Unit Bride, Priscilla that her husband is being released in December.  Nearly all of my former TDCJ (Texas Department Of...

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  • 28
    Aug

    GRATITUDE Is The Difference BETWEEN Appreciation And A Sense Of ENTITLEMENT…

    For years now, my sister’s ability to sum up situations has made her infamous for her Redneck Granny Quotes used on Pawning Planners Apparel.I’ve met a few Bridezillas who...

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  • 23
    Aug

    “DON’T Shake the Tree UNLESS You Are WILLING to eat the FRUIT that FALLS!”

    As usual, my sisters saucy sayings AKA #Cindyism Quotes used on Pawning Planners Apparel were a hit yesterday on Twitter. Everyone loves #Cindyism Quotes.  My twin sister is my...

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  • 20
    Jul

    Too Many Indians & Not Enough Chiefs? More Wild Cards, Weird Situations & Working It Out On Location…

    Since I’m still home recovering from my hysterectomy Wednesday, my phone is a work tool to keep up with Leigh Ann, Robert, Stephanie and Cindy.  Answering my emails, a...

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  • 15
    Jul

    A Canoe, Corkscrew Collection and Old Canes Barter Through The Pawning Planners…

    Well, just when I think Cindy and I “have seen it all,” something that piques my interest flies into my email. I was interested in the canoe for my twin...

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